That’s Whiskey. He doesn’t tend to make a great first impression.

He can be grumpy, and would prefer not to be bothered with your petty issues.

But he does have a softer side.

He reserves his best side for his very favorite people.

If you haven’t guessed already, Whiskey is basically Ron Swanson. He’s rough around the edges, takes a while to consider you a friend instead of a “work acquaintance,” but can be a big ol’ softie for those he loves.

Whiskey is looking for the Leslie to his Ron, the person that can make him say semi-mooshy things and share personal details (like his birthday or address). Come hate on skim milk and frozen yogurt with him. And don’t forget to bring the breakfast food.